You Are What You Eat

December 28, 2005

Police A WOMAN IN Blue Springs, KS nearly swallowed a cell phone this week. How, you ask? Originally the local police seemed to think the action was voluntary. But after further investigation they have come to the conclusion that the woman was a victim of assault and not just a hungry cell phone customer.

“It appears she didn’t voluntarily swallow this phone," said Blue Springs Police Sgt. Allen Kintz.

Thanks for clearing that up, Sergeant.

I wonder what kind of a cell phone it was. Can you imagine trying to consume an old Motorola DynaTAC? Then again it might have been a Motorola Razr. Doing so, however, may have proven fatal. ■

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